harry20l2:

aries: fearless as hell
taurus: reliable as hell
gemini: talkative as hell
cancer: dependable as hell
leo: powerful as hell
virgo: smart as hell
libra: friendly as hell
scorpio: strong as hell
sagittarius: real as hell
capricorn: loyal as hell
aquarius: weird as hell
pisces: nice as hell

(via yolandawinsston)



hula-chili-soup:

is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class

(via asiangonewild)


schrodingers-tribble:

notyour-sidekick:

deerpong:

there’s something very satisfying about buying office supplies but I’m not quite sure how to explain that feeling

the illusion of productivity

that’s it that’s the feeling

(via swaginageorge)



(via fohawk-child)




hungarian:

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)



larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

(via the4elemelons)


imperfect000000:

When you wake up and get your period and you’re like “oh that’s why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean”

(via yolandawinsston)



sadstagram:

Friend requirements:
1) if I accidentally put too much lotion on my hand u have to take half
2) that’s it

(via iwillmindfuckyou)


imawalkingtravestyy:

i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.

(via sandandglass)