aries: fearless as hell
taurus: reliable as hell
gemini: talkative as hell
cancer: dependable as hell
leo: powerful as hell
virgo: smart as hell
libra: friendly as hell
scorpio: strong as hell
sagittarius: real as hell
capricorn: loyal as hell
aquarius: weird as hell
pisces: nice as hell

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is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class

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there’s something very satisfying about buying office supplies but I’m not quite sure how to explain that feeling

the illusion of productivity

that’s it that’s the feeling

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what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

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whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

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When you wake up and get your period and you’re like “oh that’s why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean”

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Friend requirements:
1) if I accidentally put too much lotion on my hand u have to take half
2) that’s it

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i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.

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