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What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister
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i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem
basically you want to be a father
this is the most accurate thing i ever read
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ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES
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Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.
are you canadian
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THIS IS THE HAPPIEST GOAT I HAVE EVER SEEN OMFG JUST LOOK AT ITS FACE
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So I was watching some old TV shows the other day and I got bored and did some search…
Suzie crabgrass- From Ned’s declassified school survival guide
Then
Now-
Ned Bigby
Cookie
Jennifer aka Moze
Loomer
Coconut Head
Gordo from lizzie mcguire
Larry
Suite life of Zack and Cody- Esteban
Zack
Cody
The Twins
Wizards of Waverly place- Justin
(OMFG!!)
Max
Zoey 101- Dena
Dustin
Lola
Chase
James
Quinn-
Cory in the house- Cory
Sophie
Newt
That’s so Raven- Chelsea
Smart Guy- Tj
Marcus
Hannah Montana- Miley
Oliver
Boy meets world- Cory
Topenga-
Shawn-
Drake and Josh- Josh
An Infinite List of Amazing Books: The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky
“So, I guess we are who we are for alot of reasons. And maybe we’ll never know most of them. But even if we don’t have the power to choose where we come from, we can still choose where we go from there. We can still do things. And we can try to feel okay about them.”
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This is so clever. Or maybe it’s just the English major in me that gets it.
yes. it’s only you, the english major who gets it
not the 200,000 other people who’ve also seen it
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This is the greatest thing I have ever seen. People do not understand that mental illnesses, such as depression, are actual chemical imbalances in your body. They are not brought on by choice. My dad was diagnosed with depression. He was so ashamed of it that he hid it from me and my brothers. A month later, he killed himself. The stigma that comes with mental illness made my Dad embarrassed to talk to his own kids about this problem because he felt like less of a man.
Erase the stigma. The more we talk about mental illness, the less likely it will end in suicide.
Please reblog.
I can’t even express how much i love this, and I wish everyone at my school could see this. because I am so tired of being judged for something i can’t control.
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