hungarian:

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)



larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

(via the4elemelons)


imperfect000000:

When you wake up and get your period and you’re like “oh that’s why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean”

(via yolandawinsston)



sadstagram:

Friend requirements:
1) if I accidentally put too much lotion on my hand u have to take half
2) that’s it

(via iwillmindfuckyou)


imawalkingtravestyy:

i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.

(via sandandglass)


chiltno:

no one is more amused by massachusetts accents than people from massachusetts

(via whatishumourthough)


theanomalisticsavant:

No care in the world

(via asiangonewild)





humansofnewyork:

"Everyone thinks I’m anti-social just because I want to stay sober."

humansofnewyork:

"Everyone thinks I’m anti-social just because I want to stay sober."


lauralittlex:

i want people to know i’m struggling but i don’t want people to know i’m struggling do you see my problem

(via the4elemelons)


thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

(via iwillmindfuckyou)